Are Malaysian men infected with an alien virus that turns them into space cadets?

What else can explain the recent behaviour of grown men calling for hasty press conferences to announce questionable statutory declarations with unproven facts as though it was God’s truth come to zap everyone in the brain? With this recent retraction of the aforementioned explosive SD by the now infamous PI (certainly a far cry from Tom Sellecks Magnum PI) as reported in The Star and NST, I am really thinking Sheikh Muszaphar brought some alien virus back from outer space that turns men’s brain into pulp. My second Space Cadet award goes to Private investigator P.Balasubramaniam!